Just Another Morning at the Law Firm

Early morning e-mail exchange between me and Boss 2:

Me: Guess what I'm doing right now. I'm eating toast! [I just brought a toaster to the office last week.]
Boss 2: Fucking toasteater.
Me: I will not tolerate your unfounded and despicable prejudice against my toasteating ways!
Boss 2: You know, I sometimes mean "fucking" in a positive way. As in "Fucking Grandma." I can picture the toasteating smile on your face. Sam said that District 9 was clearly set up for a sequel. I say no. Thoughts?
Me: Oh sure, try to cover your hateful words with a simple explanation. And yes, the toasteating smile is glorious. And full of butter and crumbs. District 9 was so not set up for a sequel. And I would not respect them if it were. Americans don't understand that sometimes movies are just open-ended. And I like it that way! In other words, Sam is full of shit.