Or just have a heart attack. Or a panic attack. Something is going on in my heart and chest and I'm not the least bit happy about it. I'm resisting the urge to go to Urgent Care because I know I'm probably just being stupid, but I need to at least call my psych doctor and ask wtf is going on with my meds. In the meantime, I have to skip class and hope that this goes away soon enough to allow me to get more than the three hours of sleep I got last night, take Trinity to the vet at 2:00, and still get a paper turned in by 5:00. Apologies and thanks to Trevor (for a 1:30 and a 3:30am call), my father (for a 3:30-5:30am call--1:30-3:30 his time), and Wren (for telling me what to do and making sure that happy movies and foods and relaxation were available). Ugh.
14 February 2008
I Really Wish I Could Grow a Beard. THIS Beard.
Max Nordau, you pompous, racist bastard, I adore you.
An Anatomical Correspondence
From: Brain [inyourhead@maddosbod.com]
Hands and I have been trying to write a paper, but whatever celebration you're having down there is somewhat distracting. Is there any chance it could wait for a few hours? This is due tomorrow.
Thanks,
Brain
*****
From: Intestines [digestionrules@maddosbod.com]
Hi Brain,
I'd love to quiet down, but what you're being distracted by is actually my very painful death throes. FYI, Stomach is responsible for this. I keep telling him that I have a hard time with grease and meat, but does he listen to me? No. In future, please direct complaints to him. I will try to keep it down as much as possible for now.
Intestines
*****
From: Brain
Dear Stomach,
It is my understanding that you have not been in communication with Intestines regarding what food to request. I received your petition for a raspberry danish earlier, and complied speedily. To my knowledge it was delivered for mastication in a timely manner. I assume you did your best breaking it down, but Intestines report that excess butter is no longer manageable. Please adjust your cravings accordingly. In addition, your petition for a McDonald's cheeseburger last night was denied based upon a previous incident regarding the ingestion of similar. Please reflect upon your choices in future before submitting them for approval. Do not assume that you can get away with said cravings unless pregnancy occurs, and you must be aware of my feelings on that matter.
Regards,
Brain
*****
From: Intestines
To: Brain
Brain,
Thanks for speaking with Stomach. Hopefully this means less pain in future. I'm going to sleep until this all blows over.
Intestines
*****
From: Stomach
Brain,
Was unaware of pain causing Intestines. Intestines lacking in communication skills. Will try harder in future, but was under impression you enjoyed endorphins. Shall I discontinue cravings for chocolate and similar?
Stomach
*****
From: Brain
Dear Stomach,
I did not say anything about chocolate. The endorphins are very much appreciated, and are necessary to the paper-writing process. Simply cut back on grease and meat cravings, and everything should be all right. I am currently discussing possibility of regular exercise with Legs, Heart, and Sweat Glands, and will notify you if we expect an increase in metabolism.
Regards,
Brain
08 February 2008
07 February 2008
Hate
Dear Stupid Crazy Ugly Professor With No Sense of Humor,
You are not worth facing the crazy weather for when I've only gotten seven hours of sleep. Go ahead and give me an F in attendance and participation like I know you want to anyway. If you need me to correct the gross inaccuracies you present as fact, I'll be in bed.
No love,
The Girl You Can't Distinguish From Wren
06 February 2008
The End to Trinity's Seclusion
Meet WILD Fudge Brownie and WILD Pearl, Trevor's and my future babies! These two girls are half-sisters from two different litters (they have the same daddy) at Wildfires Rattery. The pictures make them look significantly different in age, but they're actually only a few days apart in age, and the rattery owner just hasn't put up updated photos of Pearl's litter yet. Aren't they gorgeous? They're exactly what I wanted for us color-wise (I wanted a Russian Blue and Trevor wanted a black) and dumbo ears and velveteen fur are like a bonus! We should be able to drive down to Portland and pick them up in a few weeks. Trinity will be so happy!
WILD Fudge Brownie: Russian Blue Berkshire Velveteen Dumbo
WILD Pearl: Black Berkshire Velveteen Dumbo