Surviving the Monotony

I love being able to use chat programs at work.

peter: go now! Nap for justice.
me: sadly, i cannot. the work will not do itself
(that is, until i create a machine / magic spell...)
peter: this is where banging harry potter would come in handy
me: one would hope so
he's not as smart as hermione though
it may be time to resort to hot lesbian sex
for justice, of course
peter: if it must be done, then let it be done
me: is there anything hot lesbian sex can't solve?
peter: God I hope not.