I am Not a Secretary

I just had the following conversation with my boss on the phone:

Me: "Hey, [Boss 2], Julie from [Law Firm] just called wanting to confirm your lunch date with [Julie's boss]. And she wants to know if you can meet at 11:30." *hoity-toity voice*
[Boss 2]: *groans* "Oh, good lord. You know, [Julie's boss] is just a regular lawyer with an assistant like me." *ahem, hoity-toity voice* "Well, can you please call back Julie and inform her that I am confirming my lunch appointment with [Julie's boss] and--" *drops to normal voice* "Okay, I'm just kidding, you don't have to call her back. I can make my own phone calls about lunch."
Me: "Oh, thank God. See you later!"