Quotes taken from hilarious fanfic:
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Voldemort = "He-Who-Was-Never-Hugged-As-A-Child" AKA "The Dark Fuck"
Harry = "The Boy Who Wouldn't Fucking Die"
Imagined convo if Volemort randomly went out to get some milk:
H: "Oi! What are you doing here, Voldemort?"
V: "I'm getting milk and eggs, Potter..."
H: "Oh... well... while you're here... do you think we should... you know... duel?"
V: "Hmm... I don't know, Potter... these eggs will go bad if I don't get them in the cooler..."
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Props to that fanfic author!
03 August 2008
I Love Harry Potter Fanfiction
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This is Chapter FOUR of my favorite HP fanfic ever, called "My Immortal."
“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
Oh yeah. There are like...sixty chapters just like that.
Oh that made me giggle. Check this out this funny parody - it had me giggling too.
(Like the red hair in your pic!) :)
http://emilywaters1976.livejournal.com/4013.html
- ilke
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