Soul-Mate (My Day Thus Far)

• I'm exhausted. You're asleep.
• I forgot to take my pills last night. You offer me money to buy breakfast so I don't feel sick.
• I'm running late. You make the sandwich for my lunch.
• I'm miraculously on time. You make sure I'm okay before flopping back in bed.
• I'm having a difficult morning. You call just to tell me that the new Harry Potter trailer is out and insist on staying on the phone while I watch it.
• I have to get back to work. You suggest re-watching the fifth movie tonight. I propose marriage.
• I call to ask if you want a chocolate croissant. You agree that the answer to the problem of what to do for dinner is to eat six croissants each.
• You're amazing.