I Love My Job

The following is an e-mail exchange I had with my boss. I will call him [Boss 1]. The other boss is, of course, [Boss 2].

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Hey [Boss 1],

Any chance you have the Aarts file in a super-secret hiding place? [Boss 2] and I have no idea where it is.

Thanks,
Madeline
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No. There is no chance whatsoever of that. Or if there is, I shan't tell you. Bwah hah hah! I suspect [Boss 2] has it somewhere in a pile. That's my suspicion.

[Boss 1]
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[Boss 2] claims her piles are innocent. Who do I believe?!
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No one is innocent.