*While watching new DVD copy of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" that I ordered from Canada because I'm a huge dork:*
Me: "Shh, here comes Dumbledore! He's so awesome."
Trevor: "Dumbledore is hot."
Me: "Oh?"
Trevor: "Yeah. I'm attracted to... wisdom."
Me: "*snerk* Yes, he's a wizened old soul who just wants to be loved. He's got a soft spot in his heart for--"
Trevor: "Younger men. Like me. *dreamy eyes*"
Me: "Too bad he's dead."
Trevor: "...You realize I'm not actually attracted to Dumbledore, right?"
Me: "Uh-huh. *unconvinced face*"
Trevor: "I'm not!"
16 January 2008
Ancient Love
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Everyone is attracted to Dumbledore. Especially Harry, who did not much else but bitch about how Dumbledore didn't give him enough attention.
That's because Harry's got all kinds of abandonment issues and falls in love with everyone remotely resembling a parent figure. He totally wants to have hot sex with Sirius and call him "Daddy," which works out just fine because Sirius wants to pretend that Harry is James and jump him anyway.
My brain just went happy places.
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